a fly on the wall

Scene:  Last night, after dinner, Matt and I are getting ready to go for a walk (because Matt has been working INSANE work hours and we wanted to spend some time together).  Bonus...we were probably the youngest people to be walking at dusk.  And we were losers because we didn't have a dog or two or seven.

So, I am cleaning up dinner, Matt is getting dressed.  He puts on his workout shorts and a wife beater.  I go into the bedroom to also get dressed.....

L:  "Baby, we're going to match, how cute!"

M:  "Oh no we're not....I put on the wife beater first"

L:  "But I was going to wear one"

M:  "Well, not anymore...I'm already dressed."

L:  "But it's the ONLY shirt that fits over my belly!"

M:  "that's crazy...you're overreacting." 

L:  "Really, it's the truth!  but seriously...keep yours on...we'll be the same...it'll be sweet" (said as I put mine on)

 

Matt changed shirts.