a 'tory by Graham

G walked up to me just now and asked if he could tell me a 'tory (story). I couldn't resist such a sweet request.

*it must be noted that he's wearing a hard hat, green croc boots, and carrying a gun, a tiny police man, and a tool box.

And the story goes like this:

"Once upon a time there was a police man. And he had a gun and a tool box.  And he was really good and brave.  And he shooted some bad guys and monsters.  And there was a cowboy standing next to him. And then they walked to his car. The end."